“Went out to the porch and decided to check my chair before I sat on it. Discovered these things. I think these are most likely some type of spider eggs.”
"They are Brown Widow eggs. Brown Widows aren’t as aggressive as Black Widows and are a little less dangerous."
yes but they're an idiot because you need to file a generic teeth pattern before it works.
Okay halfway through I was like... ate these people just stupid? Then by the end I was like, Yeah just plain stupid. Nothing here is creepy or weird.