"I Went For A Walk In The Forest And Came Upon This Ponderosa Pine Tree That Had Been Struck By Lightning. I Called The Forest Service And They Eventually Extinguished It, But Not Before I Had Time To Get Some Photos. Near Flagstaff, Arizona, USA"
Ain't that the truth. Why, you could even make San Francisco look like a swell place to raise a family, with a metric ton of photoshoppin'.
If you're smart...you will.