"Two fishermen who had caught the world’s biggest carp did so by using their dead friend’s ashes as bait."
#10 It's not a mental delusion if it's true
#27 BS...That's the stuff that gets the most eyes and the most ad revenue. They are not about to ignore anything that makes a profit.
#28 That's because the calendar keeps changing so its timetable is all messed up.
Hebrew, Egyptian, Roman, Attic , gregorian, Julian, Tzolk'in, Tonalpohualli, Qumran, Chinese, Inuit, Islamic, Tamil... to name but a few.
Keep it confused and it won't ever go off again!