#2 Docket No. 17-24 "Humans vs. Seagulls." Judging by the remnants of dark gray trash bags and the pattern of garbage dispersed, I've deduced that the Seagulls lifted the bags out of the trash receptacles and rendered them asunder to get at the food scraps within. Judgement is for the Defendant. (((bang)))
#42 #46 Been there back in college. We took the dirty dishes and put them in the offending roommate's bed under the covers. Don't want to clean them? then sleep with them!
#2 Docket No. 17-24 "Humans vs. Seagulls." Judging by the remnants of dark gray trash bags and the pattern of garbage dispersed, I've deduced that the Seagulls lifted the bags out of the trash receptacles and rendered them asunder to get at the food scraps within. Judgement is for the Defendant. (((bang)))
#42 #46 Been there back in college. We took the dirty dishes and put them in the offending roommate's bed under the covers. Don't want to clean them? then sleep with them!
#21 hoping you will unlock yours and go away
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Or maybe they just went out for a smoke.
that second part could be tricky.
#25 Forget about that. Do something about your yard.
#30 So many people use the word “partner” now, and I assume every one of them is gay. That’s the type of relationship I associate “partner” with.
#33 That is a much larger container. How stupid is your mom?
#41 That is f’ed up! Who the hell does ghetto princess think she is?
#46 3ft deep? The kitchen sink? It’s maybe 2ft wide.
#47 His wife’s fingers are plumper than the sausages.