#5 we bet you'll only do that once

#13 and #17 Eating should be a sacred time. Even (other) animals know this. It's not about messing around on computers and trying to eat at the same time.
they get what they deserve.....for dessert.....


#16 Someone tell these guys that scissors have already been invented, or that knives can cut too.
So much information on smartphones and there are more and more dysfunctional people

#24 Thats mold - Botulism is something that happens without air, is invicibel and doesn't smell.

#15 doesn't look too hard to get out.

#30 It caught on fire?

#22 was it a horny buck?

#30 google the word "combustion". It doesn't mean what you think it means.

#1 If I had a volkswagen, I'd have a rough day as well.