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Philip 5 month s ago
#19 Patriots...do you think our forefathers ever had to deal with food this color? #timeschange
       
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Harman 5 month s ago
Philip,
Patriots?
You mean red food and green food? Of course not and we know that because colour wasn't invented until the beginning of the 20th century.
       
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Philip 5 month s ago
Harman, I MEAN day-glow foods...food loaded with so much artificial color and preservatives that we are basically eating chemicals. It's no wonder there's so much cancer today. And the "patriots" crack was meant to be ironic...guess I was expecting too much.
       
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Mat 5 month s ago
Philip, how are “patriots” and “cancer causing food colors” in any way ironic? You weren’t expecting too much because no one knows what what the hell you’re talking about - it makes sense only in your mind.
       
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Philip 5 month s ago
Mat, you're absolutely right. Goodbye.
       
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John 4 month s ago
Philip,

... we are basically eating chemicals
       
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Harman 5 month s ago
#4? What? What am i missing in the picture with the cop?
       
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Philip 5 month s ago
Harman, her eyes are bloodshot, presumably from smoking weed, and she's trying to hide them.
       
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Tim 5 month s ago
#32 its pepsi so it can only be an improvement. I have been doing it with proper Coke now that hurts. nothing sadder than 50% Coke and 50% tap water it is both flat and bland. being old sucks damn kidney stones. dash everyone now and then I have a sip of uncut Coke and it's so good.
       
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Simeon 4 month s ago
Tim,

screw kidney stones. I'm pissing bricks but that won't stop me from doing coke.
       
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Harman 5 month s ago
#1 because the movie doesn't exist.......the POTENTIAL cast was announced 10/11/23 so that would explain the lack of ticket sales.
       
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Mat 5 month s ago
Harman, I think you’re missing the point
       
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Jennie 5 month s ago
#32 did that with rum & coke once - or so people tell me...
       
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