#45. All aboard the pain train.

#13
#35 Nope.
#41 ha ha. just what I expect from apple and its customers.
#58 death by chicken.
#60 he dead polar bears don't mess around.

#41 The glue cost extra

#45 She keeps her hands up better than all the Tae Kwon Do guys breaking paper thin “boards” shown here with regularity.

#17 Then somebody is always being killed, somebody dying.

#43 Jesus, all grown up.

#39 Start with the ladder at the end of the roof, not along the side.

#45 Sure, but turn off NCIS and she'll go ballistic all over you.

#18 pretty clever goat.

#25 good team work

I keep seeing an ad on IZ of some guy with beans stuck to the back of his neck and someone scraping them off.

#1 At first I couldn't figure out how that was possible, then I saw the shrubs getting wiped by the wind outside

#21 Now, imagine if you throw a....

#23 ....

#5 While it is sweet, the parents are obviously grooming her.

#6 You wanna go!?

#14 Pull that hair!

#15 That is a monument somewhere, and that is a douchebag.

#34 I’m surprised the dog isn’t trying to lick the entire ocean.

#43 Can someone get that A-rab away from the birth of Jesus?

#43 Mohammad doesn’t have a nativity scene. He was too busy keeping his 300 wives and 600 children out of the picture.

#46 Good water doggy.

#52 They definitely vaccinate their cats.

#54 Vets are the unsung heroes.