Have you ever looked closely at the backs of a cat's legs? There are whiskers there called carpal whiskers:
74 poor souls died from "griping in the guts". That's no way for a man to die.
I wonder what the list of the next year looked like. You know, 1666, the great fire of London?
That's not a pumpkin dumb@$$. It's a butternut squash.
Why the immediate name-calling?
In some places it's called the Butternut Pumpkin.