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#1 The prison did the homeless a favor. He requested a vegetarian pizza.

#6 Didn’t matter. You could still here her weird @$$ turkey gobble a mile away.
       
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"TIL The first speeding ticket in history was issued to a person caught speeding at 8 mph (13 km/h), four times the speed limit of 2 mph (3 km/h). In 1896, Mr. Arnold was pursued for 5 miles by a policeman on a bicycle"

 

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