#20 You wanted equal rights this is what happens you snooze you lose.

#20 I'm a gen-X guy. Was taught to give up my seat for women and elderly - still do that. You ladies wanted to be treated equally... so welcome to 'equity'.

#31 MY dentist is Adam Sandler's sister!

#15 That b*tch!

#48 Start closing the toilet lid. Tell her it stops dirty toilet water splatter from covering the whole room.

#48 there's no way i'm touching the lid that she sits on with her @$$.

and what's wrong with _her_ hands?