#4 blasphemy isn't funny

#4 Hello There.

#3 Everything from the question mark on can be excluded. The shortened URL will still take one to the same product page.

#1 Literally. No really, I mean literally.

#2 Only, if you literally moved there.

#3 Beverly that is literally not the point.

#4 Wait, a minute that's not Jeffrey Hunter or Jim Caviezel. This is blasphemy!

That's literally not Jesus.

#17 The confusion of modern youth.

#17 That literally was not Santa Clause, a movie starring Tim Allen, directed by John Pasquin.

#18 That was literally what happened.

#19 That is literally a mess.

#20 So, that chick literally would not want to pretend to marry you. Your loss. Winter Wonderland, literally not going to get that.

#21 It's literally a song from 1909 derived from an English folk song. It's not literally eight maids a milking, it's figuratively eight maids a milking. Its literally gotten annoying, Phil, grow up.

#22 Literally not snoopy.

#23 They aren't literally antlers anyway. Pay attention, everybody else is. Well, some people are. I think. I literally think so.

#24 Santa Claus literaly barfing milk in a convenience store while wearing a t-shirt that says "Alchohol" above a drawing of a skull. Right.

#25 A hug is a nice gift. Not a figurative hug, not a literal hug, just a hug. This is a picture of an ape looking up at something. He has no use for silly human calculations.

#3 Beverly, that is literally not funny.

#13 I absolutely would continue to accept gifts from that person with the hope of more birds lol

#4 don't forget where Jesus was born. Very very likely he had brown skin, dark hair and brown eyes