#23 There's NOTHING disturbing about that. Nothing. At. All.

#9 - I think it has to sneeze

#19 - I like my women a little on the trashy side ????

#16 Cute chicks
#15 Weird...

#20 'a damn good thrashing'

#3 Wouldn't want people to think all you could afford was a hummer macho mobile so, take the Bentley along, too. And get them both in and ugly color because, that means you're really well off.

#4 You'll love this party, all the coolest people will be there ...

#22 He loves John Wayne movies.

#23 Somebody found a use for one of those computer controlled doggies?

#2 Someone forgot to install a gyro-stabilizer.

#7 I hate them little rat clawed stinking poop slingers. I'd walk through that place with either a shotgun or a baseball bat.

#4 what a d@#k

#18 This confused me for a long time, till I realized it's a balloon being held by those two towers in the water.