#7 does the same thing as a real bay leaf

#6 I have never seen that added to any bill before... but doesn't surprise me.

#14 Handle? Do you mean armrest?

#3 A1, Stubb’s meat marinade, and peanut butter I do currently have in the pantry. However, I haven’t touched many of those items since I was 10.

#4 She still managed to crowd the neighboring spot.

#6 Bullsh!t! That would come right off of my bill! Pay for your own employee’s health insurance. Thanks to Obamacare, taxpayers already subsidize people like servers and the uninsured at the expense of our own premiums if our company isn’t required to pay for it.

#11 It’s the tip, not the ink.

#1 isn't pure oxygen highly flammable?

#8 Or you could pee sitting down

#6. That’s coming out of the tip.

#4. And she still can’t park

#8 There's a point when sitting down is more respectable than using a pee crutch.

#25 That's just how they say it in french, nothing special there.