#1 - Always give them exactly what they order.

#2 - Swearing already? Must be a nice household

#5 #9 - No no, you heard them correctly.

#19 what is wrong with the word "salt"?!? (Stop with the goddamn censoring already! It often ruins the point.)

(I know it is not "salt")

#24 the what now?

#44 I think you mean "Star Wh#res".

We have a 30+ year old one that's not quite a mispronunciation... My 2yr old, at the time noticed the sound, as she *broke wind* for the first time. She said, "Mommy, my bottom burped". She was not wrong and we've passed that on to the next generation of our family!

It's all cute until your 40 year old sister sill say "pack pack" and insists and gets angry that she is correct and teaches her kids the same.