#4 Do you want fries with that?

#6 over the line!

#17 Karma, Beeotch!

#1 "It's probably jet powered. We'll just keep using it!"

#5 that's what you get for sitting next to the goal. Move to the sidelines!

#9 I hope you are going to pick all that $h#t up when you are done! What a mess!

#12 Did he smash his head on that first step? If so, good!

#13 cooked broccoli? really? Mother Mcfk what a waste! that combo only works if it's mixed with cream cheese, pepper, parsley, chopped shallots and baked in a phyllo pastry. all you need here is some cucumber, maybe avocado or green onion, and mayo mixed w/dijon mustard, a hint of wasabi and some sesame seeds. add some flying fish or herring roe to the mayo mix if you want.

#9 Greenpeace dandruff

#16 Why would you let your cat wash their litter covered paws in your cooking pots? What if they were boiling? Boiled cat paws are coming next.