#8 is a piece of sh#t. Let me explain. This film takes you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and by emotions, I mean confusion and regret. The plot is so brilliantly convoluted that even a GPS would get lost trying to navigate through its twists and turns. The characters are as deep as a puddle after a light drizzle. You'll find yourself emotionally invested in their cardboard cutout lives, wondering if any of them have ever heard of acting classes. The dialogue? Let's just say Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave, probably out of laughter. Special effects? Top-notch, if you consider a budget of $5 and a couple of kids with a camcorder "top-notch." The CGI monsters look like rejected prototypes from a '90s video game. I mean, who needs realistic creatures when you can have pixelated nightmares? And let's not forget the breathtaking cinematography, capturing the essence of a low-budget horror flick shot in someone's basement. The lighting is so dim that it makes you question if the filmmakers forgot to pay the electricity bill. In conclusion, "Prey" is a cinematic achievement that will leave you questioning your life choices. If you're a fan of unintentional comedy, poorly executed plots, and a general lack of quality filmmaking, this is the masterpiece you've been waiting for. Bravo, "Prey," for setting the bar so low, it's practically buried in the Earth's core.
“Step Brothers did not have to go as hard as it did. Ferrell and Reilly could have phoned it in (cough Holmes and Watson cough), but holy hell, that movie is incredible.”
#8 is a piece of sh#t. Let me explain. This film takes you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and by emotions, I mean confusion and regret. The plot is so brilliantly convoluted that even a GPS would get lost trying to navigate through its twists and turns. The characters are as deep as a puddle after a light drizzle. You'll find yourself emotionally invested in their cardboard cutout lives, wondering if any of them have ever heard of acting classes. The dialogue? Let's just say Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave, probably out of laughter. Special effects? Top-notch, if you consider a budget of $5 and a couple of kids with a camcorder "top-notch." The CGI monsters look like rejected prototypes from a '90s video game. I mean, who needs realistic creatures when you can have pixelated nightmares? And let's not forget the breathtaking cinematography, capturing the essence of a low-budget horror flick shot in someone's basement. The lighting is so dim that it makes you question if the filmmakers forgot to pay the electricity bill. In conclusion, "Prey" is a cinematic achievement that will leave you questioning your life choices. If you're a fan of unintentional comedy, poorly executed plots, and a general lack of quality filmmaking, this is the masterpiece you've been waiting for. Bravo, "Prey," for setting the bar so low, it's practically buried in the Earth's core.
"everything's a product, this is all a ploy to sell Kids more and morel. Pricy plastic products at your mall's Lego store..."
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