#9 Sure, she's prettier now. But, can she still open a beer bottle with her boobs?

#23 Love it.... LOLOLOL

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#13 when you are a nutless c#ck

#16 Returement is when you have enough money that you can live off it for the rest of your life... so if you've made that at 42, retire.

#23 OK, I fear I cannot argue with this... It should be "I do what I want" and be done with it. Making up new names and genders and types of people is all counterproductive to accepting people.

#31 We joke about this, but sadly reality is petroleum is organic remains of microorganisms, that leached down with water and settled to the bottom and became trapped in pockets on top of the bedrock. That's why areas with deep soil/sand are great as oil beds.