#7, WHAT?! No scuffling?! Those bastards.

#4 It's about time they started building them smaller.

#7 ...And that's why children were once referred to as 'Whipper-Snappers." (probably).

#25 I brushed my teeth everyday this week...where's MY pointless award?

#28 Wow..."Turn Signals." Finally, no more danger of sticking your whole arm out the window.

#25 I'm sure she took the time to understand and appreciate the culture in each country she visited. Or spent the time admiring her list of checkmarks.

#9 DIY hail protection?

#10 But it's fine for clueless governments to force electric cars on us!

#19 you say that like it's a bad thing.

#10 cite your source. 1m cars??

#10 Modern Cruise ships weigh as much as seven cumquats! They are made entirely of sustainable fruits! A modern Cruise Ship can sail faster than a formula one car!

Look I can make up utter lies and nonsense about cruise ships too!

#1 they were posed like that for ten years?

#2 toilet kitchen

#5 Got them all wrong. He forgot the greater/less than signs.

#30 Do they mean the shells? Chicken egg whites are see through.