"Sarcastic Mommy" needs to hit that heavy bag of sarcasm harder. You wanna be tastefully offensive like a pro? Don't...hold...back. Pretend it's the 20th Century when sarcasm was daring and funny.

But if it was "sarcastic daddy" saying basically the same things, it would be considered offensive, insensitive, or even sexist.

My god, who would want to have to live with someone like that lady?

Pretty freaking lame.