“This angry faced plastic lady I found is about the height and width of a pop can. It is able to come apart in three pieces. What is it?”
Answer: "This is an “Angry Mama”. It is used for cleaning microwaves. Take her hair off and fill the first line with vinegar, then water. She’s microwaved for a few minutes, and the steam that is released through her head holes help loosen dried on crud inside of the microwave."
Could it be the picture is upside-down?
"Tastes like lime..." I'm more concerned that the person would taste something that they don't know what it is (the answer is probably correct but still...)