"I hate it when people can’t put their carts back after grocery shopping. They leave them in parking spots or on a random patch of grass. Don’t be so lazy. This is how cars get dinged or how there are no carts when you go shopping. The cart people have to chase them from everywhere. Do better!"
"Grow the f@#k up."
"Oooh! You're in a hurry! If I only knew, then I would've called my husband to tell him the person who is in a hurry is right in front of me! He'd love to know why I'm taking an hour to get 3 items, but it's because there's like, someone blablabla..."