"Why do so many people feel the need to stand right next to the baggage claim carousel?!? If everyone took two steps back, everyone could then easily and quickly get their bags off. I will actively hit you with my bag after I say, 'excuse me' and you choose not to move."
"Grow the f@#k up."
"Oooh! You're in a hurry! If I only knew, then I would've called my husband to tell him the person who is in a hurry is right in front of me! He'd love to know why I'm taking an hour to get 3 items, but it's because there's like, someone blablabla..."