"Please, for the love, can you turn down your kid's tablet or phone or whatever the hell you have to shove in their face at a restaurant. I want to enjoy my meal without listening to Peppa fucking Pig. And yes, I am a parent. So I definitely know it's possible."
"Grow the f@#k up."
"Oooh! You're in a hurry! If I only knew, then I would've called my husband to tell him the person who is in a hurry is right in front of me! He'd love to know why I'm taking an hour to get 3 items, but it's because there's like, someone blablabla..."