#38 probably not the ideal time to launch this kind of service, given the abysmal quality of most films these days

#29 scarry!

#50 #overtime!

#3 You didn't repaint before you moved in? You're as dumb as the previous owners. Probably dumber.

#18 I prefer the old-fashioned way by trying to pee a hole through the toilet cake. Who's with me here?

#38 - you don’t get invited unless you have an IQ of 75

#22 "It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational...This is what we call the Muppet Shooooooowwwwww!"

If you're Gen X, that song is gonna be in your head all day. (your welcome)

#32 Ironically, she's now too fat from eating those cookies to fit in that dress.

#40 I think Welsh would be even more difficult for Scrabble, than German.

#12 Dutch law forbids round fish-bowls. The have to be squared

#30 I'm going to guess no one wants one.

#38 Just pirate the movies like everyone else does. There, I saved you 100k.

#12 - wish the whole world would apply this.

#11 - what a beauty