#23 why?!?!

#3 Yeah I think she might be dead.
#23 that is a nah from me.

#25 second I saw the chin I knew it was Elvis

#5 Your Mom is ready for her colonoscopy

#5 To the balloon knot!

#19 And how is hand picking out of the boiling oil better than using a strainer like normal people? You can see that this person is in a rush to drop off what they picked up, presumably so they don't get burned holding the hot items. You can also see that in doing so, how much oil he's splashing out of the pot. You know, right next to the flames of the stove's burner.

#12 WOW…that’s HOT.

#16 Ice T’s cat?

#17 That crazed vagrant’s been watching way too much Monty Python.

I like the one with the dog.

#21 nice

#5 Somehow, that would be more terrifying than whatever emergency I was running from. Imagine getting stuck and people piling on top of you.

#27 Apparently somone doesn't know the physics of a sticker. Hitting a clear sticker absorbs the impact force nessisary to break the surface tension of the glass.