"Wish I Was Making This Up. She Lays Around The House 24/7, Never Pays Rent, Always Begs Me For Free Food, Expects Me To Clean Up After Her, And Just Hides When I Try To Confront Her About It"
A) Hayfever season
B) Collecting tissue samples
C) One arm was bigger than the other
well duh, he said he got a new place.