"I Had Bought Two Bottles Of Liquor, And Told My Roomates I Didn’t Mind If They Had Some. This Is What Is Left Of The Second. I Knew She Went Through The First One, I Didn’t Know She Drank So Much Of This One"
A) Hayfever season
B) Collecting tissue samples
C) One arm was bigger than the other
well duh, he said he got a new place.