"I’m surprised I’ve only seen one mention of Wisconsin Dells. If doing touristy nonsense is something you enjoy, this place is a banger. Pirate themed mini-golf, two massive water parks themed on the bible and greek mythology, respectively, gimmicky dining options like a “lumberjack breakfast” and food delivery by train system, more sweets and novelty shops than you can count, a hybrid boat/bus tour, a couple escape rooms, an arcade/waterpark/movie theater/African safari themed hotel, a deer petting zoo/reserve, and a fantasy themed timed scavenger hunt."