#13 I’ve memorized most of George Carlin’s stand up bits. Here’s one. “You ever try to sneeze while taking a piss? It’s frightening isn’t it? It’s frightening cuz actually you can’t do it. It’s physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won’t let it happen. Your brain says ‘Stop pissing! We’re going to sneeeeeze now!’ Cuz your brain knows….You might blow your asshole out!” (Boom)
"Phil Collins spontaneously sang the lyrics to "In the Air Tonight". They were completely improvised and he didn't "write them down until after singing them for the first time, on a piece of paper (which he still has) from his decorator."
#13 I’ve memorized most of George Carlin’s stand up bits. Here’s one. “You ever try to sneeze while taking a piss? It’s frightening isn’t it? It’s frightening cuz actually you can’t do it. It’s physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won’t let it happen. Your brain says ‘Stop pissing! We’re going to sneeeeeze now!’ Cuz your brain knows….You might blow your asshole out!” (Boom)