#13 I’ve memorized most of George Carlin’s stand up bits. Here’s one. “You ever try to sneeze while taking a piss? It’s frightening isn’t it? It’s frightening cuz actually you can’t do it. It’s physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won’t let it happen. Your brain says ‘Stop pissing! We’re going to sneeeeeze now!’ Cuz your brain knows….You might blow your asshole out!” (Boom)
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#13 I’ve memorized most of George Carlin’s stand up bits. Here’s one. “You ever try to sneeze while taking a piss? It’s frightening isn’t it? It’s frightening cuz actually you can’t do it. It’s physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won’t let it happen. Your brain says ‘Stop pissing! We’re going to sneeeeeze now!’ Cuz your brain knows….You might blow your asshole out!” (Boom)