"People who didn’t have braces cannot understand how awful that sh#t is. I don’t regret it as I had f@#ked up teeth as a kid, but that pain for the first few days after them being tightened and hardly being able to eat anything, and having that dull throbbing ache in your teeth, f@#king awful. Plus just the general pains of getting food stuck in your braces, especially stuff like bread. It’s not a fun time."
"The water was cold! The water was cold!"
-----George Costanza.