"I Received This Creepy Package In The Mail From An Unknown Sender. What Does It Mean?"
"I received this in the mail a few days after Valentine's Day. It was addressed to me with no return address. The lid was sealed shut, and although I probably shouldn't have, I pried it open with a butter knife (I hope I'm not cursed), and a wooden box with an anatomically correct wooden heart was inside. You can buy similar things on Etsy and other online stores. Do I have an admirer with really poor taste, or is this something more sinister?"
You might also want to drink some Holy Water just to be on the safe side. Even if you are an aetheist it could not hurt.
Man what do you have to do to get turned down by the Church of Satan?
(Interestingly enough they actually do tons of charity work)
strange
i live at nr 16