"I've Received A Strange Amazon Gift Package"
"I got this package yesterday from my apartment's Amazon Hub and I had no idea what it was because I hadn't ordered anything. To my surprise, it's a pack of seeds with a gift note from someone named K. I have no idea who this person is or how they got my full name and address, but here we are."
You might also want to drink some Holy Water just to be on the safe side. Even if you are an aetheist it could not hurt.
Man what do you have to do to get turned down by the Church of Satan?
(Interestingly enough they actually do tons of charity work)
strange
i live at nr 16