#31 At least they left to smoke

#5 They don't make em like they use to.

#10 Take some of that s**t off the key ring.

#27 That's the point where I would demonstratively get up and sit elsewhere.

#12 and instead of talking to the cashier you took it home and complained on the internet.

#27 she likes you

#31 Don't worry, they will soon be leaving permanently

#25 I would do the job, and talk to the wife and leave my card, because I would NEVER want to service them again, and I would want them to know who not to call.

#33 Ahhh, the funeral scams are vast. Welcome to being s#ckered. I paid $30 for a special pet urn, and got a $1.50 paw print tin from the dollar store.

#34 leave him, he's not worth it

#41 lol, like an animal