"He showed up to our first date (and our first time meeting in person) with HIS 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER! And, he proceeded to tell her that I was going to be around for a while because 'Daddy really likes this one.' I babysat her while he devoured his Chick-fil-A. I bolted as soon as I could."
"If you’re having a discussion on 'type' and all their answers are all entirely looks-based with no personality traits thrown in, even basic ones like kind, sweet, funny, etc., more than likely you’re just a type of fetish. They’ll drop you for anyone else who looks the same or if anything about you changes."
Normal is boring, how about be kind. Kind is amazing no matter how weird your ideas are.