"Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive"
"My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room)."
Firefighters know no chill when it comes to blocked fire hydrants(and they shouldn't). honestly, I'm surprised they didn't use the jaws of life to peel the car out of pure spite.
I have a sneaky feeling you don't actually know what "trolling" means.
So, crashing into an illegally parked vehicle to "push" it and risk damaging a fire truck is better than breaking a few windows? Unless you expect them to pick up the car and carry it, or wait for a tow truck to arrive?
This comment should be in the gallery, it’s that dumb.
The management could keep it cheaper and cut down the profits.
I like your long and interesting comments. Unfortunately, I will most likely be the only one who does on this site. Most of the people here have the attention span of no more than one or two incoherently written sentences.