"The chokehold that rhymes have on wedding signage kills me. No hate if you’ve done them, but they give me an ick.
“No need to pick a side, you’re all loved by the groom and bride.”
“A little treat for your dancing feet. Take some shoes and bust a move.”
“Blow bubbles of good wishes as we exit as Mr. and Mrs.”"
The generic need for people to be special
which makes them all the same
Second marriage - Myself, the bride, two witnesses, and a magistrate... 34 years going strong!