#10
Now you can be honest and say you're staring at her p@#sy and she can't get mad...

#4 They may be turtles. But, all I see are Brussels Sprouts.

#19 These are baby plastic pullovers for cloth diapers, last seen in the 80's. I learned to potty train just to never have to put those pokey, itchy, sweaty nightmares back on again. NOT SEXY.