I had relatively low expectations - but I must say that this post exceeded my expectations. I will now celebrate with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

#22 If you're at home doing that, no one is thinking a second thing about you.

#9 No, you are not alone. And when this garbage is mixed into some even worse garbage and called "guacamole" it looks like baby poop after the kid had pureed peas.

#18 with the price of food these days, that's about a months worth of food.

#38 they don't care about the produce, since the produce is sold by weight and water is heavy, it gives them a bit more profit.