"Can Someone Please Explain To Me What Is Going On Here? I Opened My Boyfriend’s Refrigerator To Find This Dish Filled With Clear Jello, Cut-Up Hot Dogs, And Onions. I’m Horrified"
"Ok, so this is now solved! My boyfriend came home and told me it was a birthday gift joke for our friend. I'm so glad, I don't have to break up with him over this abomination."
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.