#29 Lonnie Johnson invented the Super Soaker! Good clean fun.

#19 it actually is that easy. instead of stuffing your face you could just go outside for 5 mins

#8 parallelograms are part of a basic science education, also they don't change every few years and you wouldn't have listen to tax education anyway

#17 and he had rich and influential parents. This might be an important part of the story

#25 even worse, they've got religion involved and everything s#cks when religion is involved

#3. Nope. You entered into a contract. Time to pay up.

#8 I get so annoyed at this education failed me concept. Taxes are like religion, politics or business they are highly individual and change ALL THE TIME, so whatever they could have taught you, would be wrong within a single voting cycle.