The 1965 Mince-O-Matic, not to be confused with the Dice-O-Matic or the Veg-O-Matic, was basically a glorified juicer.
My mother-in-law still has hers, with the box in good shape, in her pantry; and uses it during the holidays. Works great.
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Indeed, indeed.
That's right. I used it for parsley - and only parsley.
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