#29 - I have had Canada Geese attack me a few times over the years. The first one caught me by surprise - it really pi$$ed me off TBH because I wasn't even close to it's nest - I ran because it startled me. The second time it happened I was literally a good 75' from a nest - I saw it there looking at me and sure enough it started flying at me but I didn't move - I was ready for it so I held me leg out and it flew in to my leg pretty hard. I ended up kicking it twice solidly just to get it away from me. The last time it happened I kicked it as it was coming at me solidly right at the base of the neck. It fell over and didn't move. I thought i killed it but fortunately it got up and walked off slowly. Mean they are. And tough.
#12 I've gotten both in the mail, at the same time practically, and no they're not the same offers, even if the bank is the same. You probably have better credit.
#20 They either changed into a company and are finishing off a batch of old lids, or, and more likely, they are two different brands (although factories put out several brands using the exact same product.
#8 If you'd rather use an electric mower over a gas-powered one, you probably drive a Prius. I'm not saying you have to be gay to own an electric mower. I'm just saying that if you do, you're probably a guy that likes to pleasure other men sexually.
#29 - I have had Canada Geese attack me a few times over the years. The first one caught me by surprise - it really pi$$ed me off TBH because I wasn't even close to it's nest - I ran because it startled me. The second time it happened I was literally a good 75' from a nest - I saw it there looking at me and sure enough it started flying at me but I didn't move - I was ready for it so I held me leg out and it flew in to my leg pretty hard. I ended up kicking it twice solidly just to get it away from me. The last time it happened I kicked it as it was coming at me solidly right at the base of the neck. It fell over and didn't move. I thought i killed it but fortunately it got up and walked off slowly. Mean they are. And tough.
#12 I've gotten both in the mail, at the same time practically, and no they're not the same offers, even if the bank is the same. You probably have better credit.
#20 They either changed into a company and are finishing off a batch of old lids, or, and more likely, they are two different brands (although factories put out several brands using the exact same product.
#8 If you'd rather use an electric mower over a gas-powered one, you probably drive a Prius. I'm not saying you have to be gay to own an electric mower. I'm just saying that if you do, you're probably a guy that likes to pleasure other men sexually.
RIP ribbet.
You can tell the age of the person who posted the picture and the age of the person who responded here. Yes they were made without a 1.
Give it the viking funeral it deserves.
You are mean. But the joke is good.