#15 well...i got some bad news for you...

#19 That's because you'd use the lower case l as one.

#29 - I have had Canada Geese attack me a few times over the years. The first one caught me by surprise - it really pi$$ed me off TBH because I wasn't even close to it's nest - I ran because it startled me. The second time it happened I was literally a good 75' from a nest - I saw it there looking at me and sure enough it started flying at me but I didn't move - I was ready for it so I held me leg out and it flew in to my leg pretty hard. I ended up kicking it twice solidly just to get it away from me. The last time it happened I kicked it as it was coming at me solidly right at the base of the neck. It fell over and didn't move. I thought i killed it but fortunately it got up and walked off slowly. Mean they are. And tough.

#8
Give it the viking funeral it deserves.

#12 I've gotten both in the mail, at the same time practically, and no they're not the same offers, even if the bank is the same. You probably have better credit.

#20 They either changed into a company and are finishing off a batch of old lids, or, and more likely, they are two different brands (although factories put out several brands using the exact same product.

#28 Actually, trees are pruned that way so the buses don't hit them.

#30 Welcome to Inception meets The Matrix!

#19 lower case L represents one

#2 it will take your ability to parallel park a car. That's why.

#1 most likely nitrogendioxyd

#19 I (upper case i) = 1

#8 If you'd rather use an electric mower over a gas-powered one, you probably drive a Prius. I'm not saying you have to be gay to own an electric mower. I'm just saying that if you do, you're probably a guy that likes to pleasure other men sexually.

#7 never too early to start capitalism