#1 How else am I to photograph and download my much anticipated plate of food onto InstaGram? I guess it's hunger strike protest again for me.

#3 Unless, they are Rx.

If you don't know all this already, you'll probably scoff, but know this, you are a pleb and always will be.

#11. Absolutely not. 3 squirts is way way too much.

probably the only brit who knows how it's done. he has a whole country to educate.

#20 If it was a gravy boat I'd say yes, use the ladle, but a gravy pitcher is meant to be poured, otherwise what is the point of the spout?

Most of this is overrated. I mean, come on, things like #22 only could offend you if you REALLY were into this etiquette stuff AND knew every tingle bit, like this dude.

It really doesn't matter how you eat your pear. Don't think about etiquette, just be considerate and don't be a pig, that's all there is.

I think I can guess his sexual preference..