"Apparently The Stove Is So Dirty It's Going To Give My Mother-In-Law A Staph Infection"
"Just before anyone asks, I did not touch or clean the stove from the point when she said it was so dirty it might kill her, I'm just so done with this woman y'all."
Yes, but the assailants will describe it as 'accidental maliciousness' and 'deliberate carelessness.' To them, changing the meaning victimizes them, thus removing all culpability.
If that wasn't in Sun Tzu's 'Art of War'...it should have been.