"I own a house that sits smack in the middle of three cattle farms.
The other night, I took my dog out to pee well after dark.
There was a weird noise, and a pair of glowing eyes at the end of my driveway. It was, of course, a cow.
I called my neighbor to the North. He drove his UTV down, inspected the cow, didn’t recognize it, and called my neighbor to the south.
He sent his teenage son over in a car with no catalytic converter/muffler. He also didn’t recognize the cow.
Finally, my neighbor from the West was summoned on his ATV. It was his cow.
The rest of us stood there drinking beer and watching the Western neighbor drive his cow home with an ATV.
Good times."
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Yvonne 5 month s ago
#16 I've done both of those for 50+ years in downtown (city centre) Ottawa and Toronto with never a single incident. Crime isn't as prevalent as people's fears.
#16 Okay, I didn't leave keys in the ignition but rarely locked it. Nothing to steal in the car and no broken windows. Nobody wants an older Mazda anyway.
#16 Okay, I didn't leave keys in the ignition but rarely locked it. Nothing to steal in the car and no broken windows. Nobody wants an older Mazda anyway.
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Kristy 5 month s ago
Yvonne,
This. Most cities in western world (maybe except in America, don't know) are much safer than you would think.
This. Most cities in western world (maybe except in America, don't know) are much safer than you would think.
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Leon 5 month s ago
Yvonne,
lol crime isnt prevalent. that's called anecdotal evidence and you count what...the 30 mins you go for lunch and commute to work? i guess you forgot how honks are illegal now, leaf.
lol crime isnt prevalent. that's called anecdotal evidence and you count what...the 30 mins you go for lunch and commute to work? i guess you forgot how honks are illegal now, leaf.
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Helene 5 month s ago
#15 My in-laws have a small farm with a well. They have an electric pump, but also have a hand-pump near the front door that, with minimal effort, draws up some of the best tasting water.
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Hodge 5 month s ago
Helene, Assuming one doesn't drink it from the toilet though.
#16 Okay, I didn't leave keys in the ignition but rarely locked it. Nothing to steal in the car and no broken windows. Nobody wants an older Mazda anyway.
This. Most cities in western world (maybe except in America, don't know) are much safer than you would think.
lol crime isnt prevalent. that's called anecdotal evidence and you count what...the 30 mins you go for lunch and commute to work? i guess you forgot how honks are illegal now, leaf.