"I Was Running In Lane 1 At The Track, And This Dude Showed Up And Decided This Was The Perfect Location To Lie Down"
"Fully aware all I had to do was run around him, which I totally did, but this still annoyed TF out of me: he stayed like this for 30 minutes and then got up and left."
You wanna know how you're inferior? When someone superior to you is still in your head, even when that person is not around. In your case it's called, "Leon Derangement Syndrome."
Look out everybody, we have an internet tough guy here!
#36 "extremely intelligent" good one!