"Littles are so easy. I once got my exSIL’s toddler to happily clean up the whole play room without getting off the couch by pretending I didn’t know where things went and he was so proud of himself that he could show me where the toys go.
I do something similar with my own kids to teach them to read. I purposefully read the words wrong and they love correcting me."
If THAT'S what you took from that, your inner criminal is showing.
Aren't you just an angry South Pole Elf??
Mattie spends her/his evenings yelling profanities at the blank wall.