"Spent Literally 6 Hours Yesterday Hand-Scrubbing, Soaking, And Vacuuming This Couch. Left My 2-Year-Old Alone For 5 Minutes In The Living Room"
None since that's a simple fix, just sand it a bit, rub oil on it then bake it. You have to try to ruin cast iron...
why not if the house only has one floor you end up with attic space over the garage.